Thursday, May 14, 2009

A Thousand Words Thursday

Cheaper Than Therapy


Anna Peyton pitched a winning game last night.
GO BLACK WIDOWS!



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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Birds and The Bees

Remember my letter to Santa.........about how he must be playing an evil trick on me...........because he left guinea pigs at my house!!!

And........remember my post about GinGin..............when I couldn't tell if the little piggies were male or female............and how I was sure that Santa would have known...............and, of course, he would never have given us a mixture of males and females!

Well guess what?????

I am the proud mommy of four..............YES, I SAID FOUR..................brand spanking new, baby guinea pigs.............AREN'T THEY JUST ADORABLE!!!!

I guess it wasn't bad enough that my poor children were having to learn about the birds and the bees by watching our hens get their feathers plucked out by Captain Jack (the big, bad rooster)..............now THIS is going on right in our house!

So........does anyone need a pig?

Thursday, May 7, 2009

A Thousand Words Thursday


Cheaper Than Therapy


8 LINGERING HOURS

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8 SEA DOGS

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1 SEAWORTHY FISHING VESSEL

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1 GREASY BREAKFAST COOKED IN A GREEN EGG

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AN OCEAN FULL OF CHOPPY WATERS

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THE FISHING TRIP FROM HELL!


My head was hanging over the side of the boat within 20 minutes....thank you Mr. Phillips and your little black bag of pharmaceuticals for sedating me (and three others) for the entire day!

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Lunchbox Madness

OK.....It's on........I've finally cracked!
Today, I get a call from the lil' sis........"Do you know what you packed your oldest daughter for lunch today?"
Honestly, I had no idea.......after all, I'm no mornin' glory.........and there were three lunchboxes to pack.........and three hairdos.........and it was raining cats and dogs........and........
Well......really there is just no excuse for packing this!
A 1 LB. PACK OF HAM........HOLD THE BREAD........HOLD THE MAYO!
I believe this must be the earliest known onset of Alzheimer's ever!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Birthday Wishes

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL MOTHER!
I LOVE YOU J!